Jordan Rules Lyrics by JPEGMAFIA is a brand-new English song in the voice of popular artist JPEGMAFIA, featured in the album “I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU (DIRECTORS CUT)”. This song contains raw, intense lyrics that explore themes of dominance, authenticity, street culture, and personal triumph. The artist critiques the music industry, discusses societal issues, and asserts his authority over rivals. References to weapons, pop culture, and relationships feature throughout, highlighting a defiant and aggressive tone. There’s a strong rejection of conformity and pretentiousness, with the artist emphasizing loyalty, authenticity, and resilience in a competitive environment.
Genre: Rock, Rap
Country: USA
Jordan Rules Lyrics
[Intro]
Uh
[Verse 1]
You ain’t gotta be white for this Kimber to give you a tan
Uh, beat on the boss, double the cost, bam
They suck a d**k when you poppin’, I know they gon’ stop but I want my advance
Got these b!tches jumpin’ through the hoops to get closer to PEG
I’m f*cking a fan
Yeah, I fired my PR, the b!tch was a loser for letting that money get to her head
Uh, I did not grow up with baby videos, my mama could not afford cams
These n!ggas be whiter than snow and they grow up, that’s why they relate to they fans
Keep that hatin’ to face, when I shoot this Tiananmen Square, n!ggas tankin’ they plans
I was wrong when I said Dillon Brooks
I’m a Billy Laimbeer kind of man
Post her up, but you stay in my lane, I got Jordan rules to put you in a pan
I be f*ckin’ my b!tch from the side
My side b!tch, called Joey Valence
At the photo room, you could’ve died
All these f*ckers, you not got no hands
What you done? What you not gonna do is step up to my face with that plan
Uh, out of my mind, now out of the thoughts
Out of the pan, I’m flippin’ the pot
Brain over p*ssy, thought out of the box
All of you n!ggas is tender and soft
Everyone pull the fire lock, trip that motherf*cker right up out of his socks
.45 to his lightbulb, Teddy Pendergrass, we just turn that b!tch off
[Break]
F*ck n!gga
I was born in the ’80s, n!gga
I don’t give a f*ck about what none of you stupid ass n!ggas is doing
F*ck y’all
[Verse 2]
I got more choppas than crackers, than those in the government
Look what I—
We aim at your head
(?) kill you a fag
How you the house cat?
Used to cardio
Shot your boss like my brother was Mario
Choppers and pistols automatics and TECs
I’m feelin’ like Joker (I’m ready to laugh)
The Kimber a freak, bang
(?) keep the drum in her butt
I know you n!ggas be jockin’, the b!tches be barkin’
I’m ready to muzzle her mutt
How you the house cat?
Used to cardio
Shot your boss like my brother was Mario
Choppers and pistols automatics and TECs
I’m feelin’ like Joker (I’m ready to murder)
[Break]
I was born in the ’80s, n!gga
I don’t give a f*ck about none of you twisted tee sippin’ punk b!tch-as* n!ggas be doin’
Y’all n!ggas is pie
All of y’all
Hahaha
Born in the ’80s
Look
[Verse 3]
I ain’t gon’ front, got that shit in my pelican
I break it down when I’m checkin’ my ticket
Eskimo bros just some n!ggas I’m better than
Industry n!ggas all estrogen bitches
White people copyin’ culture, I wanna be Trumpsist, y’all wanna be n!ggas
Now how come your b!tches be hittin’ me up on the side ’cause she want her a n!gga?
How come they get so defensive when you call ’em out, they don’t want to be—
How much you hate that n!gga?
I hate him so much, I hope they die
How much you hate this n!gga?
His daddy dead and his brother’s pie
How much you hate that n!gga?
I’m f*cking his main, I’m working the side
Where’s your patience, n!gga?
I ran out when he started runnin’ up the lies
How did you break this n!gga?
I took all my enemies names, I don’t beef, I mime
You b!tch, your house, your clout
That’s mine
Them cars, them clothes, them hoes
All mine
I got these beats doing cardio
El generico, mask off and body, ho
Don’t fringe, don’t move, don’t breathe
He dyin’ for clout, press his femur a T
[Outro]
Some addictions grow more severe
Jordan Rules (MV)
Audio Credits
Artist : JPEGMAFIA
Album : I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU (DIRECTORS CUT)
Lyricist : JPEGMAFIA
Music : JPEGMAFIA